Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — The Pre-School Teacher/ Stripper
By DatingALemon A girl on OKCupid messaged me. Well, first she winked at me; she then sent a message saying “you and I can get into a lot of trouble together.” She was 25 and a pre-school teacher. I’ve always had a thing for teachers, so this looked promising, the only problem was that she […]
Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — Dating in NYC: WTF?
By Cougel I’ve had this conversation a lot lately, so I thought I’d commit it to paper (er, the web). What is wrong with the dating scene in New York? Is it me, or is true that (I quote friends),“Men in NY are retarded, or at best, weird?” I know men complain about the same […]
Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — Online Liars
By Kelly Seal Like most online dates, I started this one with a mixture of excitement and dread. My success rate with dating websites was terrible, to say the least. I’d been out with alcoholics, egomaniacs, players, and even the occasional “life transition” candidate, which is another way of saying he wasn’t divorced yet, but […]
Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — The Courage to Continue
By Disasteronheels.com Last night I broke up with Benefit of the Doubt. It was ugly. We’ve been together for so long, it’s just so hard to let go. I mean we have so many memories together–like that time I found those girls’ numbers in his phone, and the time he forgot his credit card at […]
Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — Culture Crash
By Tiffany Moore When I used to live in New York we used to call corny guys “Square Bears”. I am sure the term “square” is still used everywhere and holds true to the same meaning. I have been through my phases just like everyone else. I am no stranger to the ex-con, the dope […]
Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — The Interrogation
By Tiffany Moore This was not the 1st time I went out with Markus. Our first date was mini-golf and it was so cute. I had a lot of fun. We had a nice hug at the end, we did not kiss and he had manners. His momma taught him well. I was highly anticipating […]
Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — The One-Up Man
By Tiffany Moore I don’t know if this should even be filed under a hell date because there’s a lot of people I know that fit into this same category. He is what I like to call the “One up Man” or for you fellas the “One up Woman” its all the same shit. Somebody, […]
Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — Last Dating Hope Girl
By Mark Miller I was a woman’s last Online dating hope… Some men distinguish themselves by being great scientists, statesmen, artists. I was a woman’s last online dating hope. I did not choose or go after this “honor” – it was bestowed upon me by Kathy, whom I met on an online dating site. Kathy […]
Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — Insult Guy
By Kimberly Wharton Yesterday morning I awake in anticipation of a new day! With a cup of coffee in hand, I’m ready to face the website of choice and see what awaits. What I discovered was an e-mail from a man we’ll call GGMan3. …yeah, I just pulled a Taylor Swift. …that was his real […]
Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — Porn Guy
By Kimberly Wharton It’s a quiet Tuesday evening. I’ve surely already dated all the crazies on the site, slowly weeding them out, one date at a time. I’m hopefully optimistic, when an IM pops in. We’ll just call him ‘Jim’, as to protect his true identity, ‘Jim100’. At first sight, Jim had already met my […]