Thursday’s Thoughts From a Bartender: I Kissed Him and Forgot His Name
By Jillian Weingart He was holding my hand gently as we walked up to my front door. I turned to face him expecting to receive a hug or a simple good bye. Before I knew it, he thrust me up against the door and we were engaged in a make-out session so intense that it […]
Tuesday’s Topic: The Bachelor Pad Has a Kissing Contest – Has Reality TV Gone to Far?
The Bachelor Pad has a “Kissing Contest.” Has reality TV gone to far? I was pretty grossed out as I watched this last night! Yuck, really Natalie, really? #2 Natalie – “I’m pretty confident that I can win this contest because I’m not scared to kiss all the boys. I would like make-out with everyone […]
He Doesn’t Care
By Jennifer Kelton That’s why he didn’t call. One week after avoiding two of my favorite local happy hour spots, I’m sitting at one of them, drinking a $4 happy hour draught, surrounded by dark mahogany. It’s the local Irish Pub. I’m on a first-name basis with the bartenders, here. I’m sitting on my bar […]
Two Women, Two Cities, One Question – To Use or Not to Use?
By Jennifer Kelton and By Jessica Downey In walks Jennifer Kelton and Jessica Downey two modern day Lois Lane’s who are unabashedly hitting the pavement in their bustling hometowns of Los Angeles and Chicago. Armed with sharpened pencils and crisp white lined note pads, asking a total of 50 unsuspecting strangers of all ages, genders […]
Married Guy
By Jennifer Kelton It’s estimated about 60 percent of men and 40 percent of women will have an affair at some point in their marriage. Womensavers.com (Hello, Ashleymadison.com) While it’s extremely difficult to get the precise numbers, I can say that unfortunately, unknowingly, and very much to my Brazilian waxed vaginal dismay I became part […]
Sex, Skype and Technology – Part 2
By Jennifer Kelton Since I’m on the subject of the good old days… Penis… I have to admit, other than being flashed online via Skype, it’s been about five months since I’ve seen one in the flesh. It was back in December of 2009 and I met him at an English pub that’s close to […]
Lights, Camera and Action: Bad Date TV Contest Details
Bad Date? Good News! Bad Date TV Contest By Jessica Downey We’ve all been on some really bad dates. You know, the kind of date that your friends don’t really believe happened. The kind that makes you want to swear off dating for good. Wouldn’t it be fantastic if there was some sort of reward […]
Date Song Pick of the Week: Mark Seymour – Throw Your Arms Around Me
Mark Seymour – Throw Your Arms Around Me
Room #104 and Neighbor Damon – Part 4
Just because a man buys you drinks does that entitle him to more? August and September I was still not able to remember his name when we said goodbye, but I didn’t care any more. He was a liar, and not someone I would want in my world. I only saw him one more time […]
Room #104 and Neighbor Damon – Part 3
Just because a man buys you drinks does that entitle him to more? August and September Suddenly, his hand went up my skirt, and I forgot all about the stain and germ-ridden bedspread. He was a skilled lover. Perhaps it was just because we knew we would never see one another again, or because he’s […]